The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "work"
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I entered a (hated) coworker's email and work address into at least 20 spam and porn sites email newsletters. He got TONS of email, packages and mail from it. I loved it. *****ole.
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I shagged my wife......at work
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I fully peed my pants one afternoon at work...while wearing khakis. Rather than run for the elevator and go home, I closed my office door and stayed until it dried into a nice, crunchy (but nearly invisible) stain.
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When my wife is traveling out of town for work, I verbally abuse my dog at home.
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I took my friend's phone and swapped the phone numbers for his girlfriend and myself, so when I texted him it look like it was coming from her. Later that day when he was out, I got some buddies together and we started texting him some racy stuff. He responded back telling us all the dirty things he was going to do later that night. Then he called and was totally thrown off when I answered the phone. All the guys at work still give him **** about it.
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I use the same password for everything. I haven't changed it in years. Even after my computer at work got infected by a virus and the IT guys had to totally rebuild it, I went back to using the same password.
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I put my extra bags of trash in the dumpsters at work.
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