The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "wife"
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I hooked up with my daughter's BFF. My daughter doesn't know about it. (neither does my my wife...)
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I hooked up with my daughter's BFF. My daughter doesn't know about it. (neither does my my wife...)
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I was in Vegas on business and won $3,200. Never mentioned it to my wife.
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I shagged my wife......at work
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I dutch oven my wife while she is sleeping. At least weekly.
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I read my wife's journal when she's not around. Even worse I think it's totally lame.
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I know a neighbor is having an affair. I ran into him and his much younger "friend" at a bar. And I know his wife suspects. But rather than feel bad I kind of enjoy the drama.
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I told my wife I had to work over the weekend - and then went to the movies while she stayed at home with our young kids.
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I can't stop staring at her when she's not looking. She looks damn good in her tight jeans. My wife wouldn't appreciate this. But she's so damn hot. If only.
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I think my wife's **** is big.
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