The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "top"
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I left a top loader in my friend’s toilet. That’s when you **** in the tank on top of the toilet. Whenever someone flushes, the toilet inexplicably fills with ****. Flush again. More ****. Eventually, they figure it out, open the tank and see your ****. Totally vile.
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People always ask how my husband and I first met, and I always respond with the benign "Oh, we met through a friend of a friend..." I typically leave out the part where we took tons of tequila shots at a party and ended up making out on top of a washing machine.
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I forgot to break up with the girl upstairs before starting to date the girl downstairs at the same apartment. They literally lived right on top of each other. Then I invited them both to the same party.
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I've trained my dog to go #2 at the top of the hill outside my apartment complex, so I do not get fined for not picking it up.
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