The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "someone"
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I left a top loader in my friend’s toilet. That’s when you **** in the tank on top of the toilet. Whenever someone flushes, the toilet inexplicably fills with ****. Flush again. More ****. Eventually, they figure it out, open the tank and see your ****. Totally vile.
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I parked in a handicap spot and then got a ticket. A week later someone (not me) stole the handicap sign. I took a picture and fought the ticket and won on the grounds that the spot wasn't legally marked.
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I met someone in person off a porn website.
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I unfriended someone on Facebook and posted on their wall why I was doing it for all their friends to see.
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I drink half a bottle of orange juice, and then place the bottle back in the community fridge for someone else to take a swig. Enjoy!
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I plan to get sloppy drunk and make out with someone random at midnight.
Sincerely,
Half of the United States
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9 times out of 10, when I ask someone "how they're doing," I really don't care.
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I was just in the bathroom and heard someone come in, use the toilet and not wash before leaving. nasty!
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