The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.

Naughty Deeds involving "room"

Went a strip club and hit the VIP room with two hot dancers. After running up a tab of about $1200 bucks worth of nude grinding and other shameful acts with them, I reached for my wallet and couldn't find it on purpose. I had left it in my car. They sent a bouncer back to my car with me to fetch it. I tipped him a hundred dollars and told him to say that I was a cop and the girls were lucky they weren't busted.
I hooked up with my boyfriend, when home visiting my parents, in the formal dining room.
I took a Toberlone bar from the hotel mini bar and whipped it in the seat of pair of underwear. Then, I hung it on the door nob of my partner's room with a note that said, "Room service, please clean and return ASAP!" And, signed his name!
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