The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "party"
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At a party, we decided to setup this annoying friend of ours who always claims he can handle his liquor. We peed in a beer bottle and then put the lid back on and put it in the freezer. After it was ice cold, someone brought him another "beer". After taking a swig, he proclaimed, "This American beer tastes like piss!" He finished the whole thing, then spent the night puking his guts out.
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People always ask how my husband and I first met, and I always respond with the benign "Oh, we met through a friend of a friend..." I typically leave out the part where we took tons of tequila shots at a party and ended up making out on top of a washing machine.
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I forgot to break up with the girl upstairs before starting to date the girl downstairs at the same apartment. They literally lived right on top of each other. Then I invited them both to the same party.
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