The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "office"
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One of my co-workers told me about how he sniffed his grandmothers panties once. He swore me to secrecy on the Bible. I told everyone at the office. Lord forgive me.
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My office has a weekly dry cleaning pick-up service. I watched what day my boss dropped off his clothes and snuck a pair of granny panties in his jacket pocket.
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I cut out and hid pictures of guys in g-strings all in my bosses office.180 of them everywhere he still comes across them and doesnt know where they came from
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I farted in my art director's office and shut the door on my way out - while he was on a conference call. can you smell what the rock is cookin'!
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Sometimes we walk into the biz dev office, drop a loud fart and run away.
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I fully peed my pants one afternoon at work...while wearing khakis. Rather than run for the elevator and go home, I closed my office door and stayed until it dried into a nice, crunchy (but nearly invisible) stain.
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Once I stole office supplies and sold it on craigslist to get money for strippers. Another time, I was in a hurry so i just offered the strippers the office supplies straight up. One of them took a stapler and some pencils. The other one punched me. But at least I still have the post-its. Anyone want to buy post-its?
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I hide mostly empty beer bottles in my boss's office. He still doesn't know.
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I openly mock the lady who jogs on the lawn in front of our office building every day at lunch.
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Ever since my girlfriend kicked my out, I've been living in my office. I sleep on a blow-up mattress and shower in the gym. Every day I beg the cleaning lady not to tell on me.
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