The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "night"
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My cat stayed out all night in the freezing temperature. He hasn't come back yet. I'm secretly glad.
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One of my online friends who is a woman, set me up with her 23 year old son. I'm 35 hehe. All she asked was we didnt give her any details. We had a one night stand in Las Vegas while I was there for my best friends wedding. Before the night was over the security guy knocked on our door. He thought I was in distress hahaha. I told him everything was more then ok. :)
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My neighbor likes to have mid-week parties on his back porch late into the night. I let the air out of one of his car tires each time it happens. Jerk.
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I found somone's credit card on the floor at a bar... I then used it to pay for our tab for the night - which was very, very large.
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I made a bet with my best friend that if he would take 5 shots of Everclear, I would take a shot of Palmolive soap. He did, and then I did. I was puking bubbles for the next 3 hours. He was so hammered he wet his own bed later that night.
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Had a 1-night stand while my wife was out of town. She withholds sex - so I had to get it somewhere.
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I took my friend's phone and swapped the phone numbers for his girlfriend and myself, so when I texted him it look like it was coming from her. Later that day when he was out, I got some buddies together and we started texting him some racy stuff. He responded back telling us all the dirty things he was going to do later that night. Then he called and was totally thrown off when I answered the phone. All the guys at work still give him **** about it.
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A buddy and I drove to a driving range in the middle of the night, hopped over a barbed wire fence with backpacks and stole hundreds of range balls. Sure they are cheap balls, but I **** at golf and these were free.
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