The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "neighbor"
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My neighbor's dog barks non-stop. I stole some downers from my Mom and hid them in some doggie treats. I think I gave him too many...
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My neighbor's sprinklers go on at 5am and she is never up. I redirected the ones along my property line from her yard to mine. She still doesn't know why my yard is so green.
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My neighbor likes to have mid-week parties on his back porch late into the night. I let the air out of one of his car tires each time it happens. Jerk.
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I posted an ad on Craigslist for a professional pooper scooper because I needed some quick cash. I would go to a person's backyard and simply flick the poop over the fence into the neighbor's yard.
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I know a neighbor is having an affair. I ran into him and his much younger "friend" at a bar. And I know his wife suspects. But rather than feel bad I kind of enjoy the drama.
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I woke up in my front seat to a police officer knocking on my window. "Here's your I.D. back" he said. I was like wtf is happening? I had driven home and parked in front of my house, taken out the keys and passed out in the front seat with my headlights on. A neighbor called the police because a car had been sitting outside with it's lights on for hours. I avoided arrest because he couldn't prove I was ever actually driving.
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I backed into the car of my neighbor’s daughter, but since I was in a hurry I didn’t leave a note. When he asked me if I saw anyone hit their car, I replied, “They didn’t leave a note? What jerks.”
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