The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "mom"
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My neighbor's dog barks non-stop. I stole some downers from my Mom and hid them in some doggie treats. I think I gave him too many...
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The other day I was holding our baby daughter and she wiggled at just the wrong time and she slipped out of my hands and I dropped her. Mom still doesn't know that happened.
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I told one of my friends who is a new mom that not everyone wants to talk about her baby 24/7 like she does.
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I found my mom's vibrator when I was a kid and thought it was a toy.
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