The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "husband"
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I stopped taking my birth control to try and get pregnant without my husband knowing. I would take the pill and pretend to swallow it, but then would spit it down the drain when he left the bathroom.
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I got sick and tired of my husband always clipping his toenails and leaving a pile of clippings on our coffee table. So one day I swept up the pile of clippings, and mixed them into some dough and baked him cookies with them. I finally told him after he ate 4 of them.
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A couple months ago, I told my husband that I don't mind his bald spot. I mind.
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People always ask how my husband and I first met, and I always respond with the benign "Oh, we met through a friend of a friend..." I typically leave out the part where we took tons of tequila shots at a party and ended up making out on top of a washing machine.
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Dreamed of leaving my husband.
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My husband never hears me pass gas, but when he's gone...man oh man, it's a symphony.
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I called my best friend's husband by her first husband's name several times before catching myself.
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