The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "house"
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I often think about burning down my house an opening a beach-bar in Mexico. I have been reading about arson investigations so I can learn how to make it look like an accident.
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I woke up in my front seat to a police officer knocking on my window. "Here's your I.D. back" he said. I was like wtf is happening? I had driven home and parked in front of my house, taken out the keys and passed out in the front seat with my headlights on. A neighbor called the police because a car had been sitting outside with it's lights on for hours. I avoided arrest because he couldn't prove I was ever actually driving.
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I plan to kick my bf out of my house -- as soon as he helps me catch up on the house payments.
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When my wife is out of the house, I'm usually online watching women strip on webcams.
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I wear my shoes inside the house just to watch my girlfriend get furious at me.
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