The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "home"
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I bought a bunch of home improvement supplies from Lowe's and the most expensive item ($350) didn't ring up. And instead of saying anything I bolted out of the store.
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I told my wife I had to work over the weekend - and then went to the movies while she stayed at home with our young kids.
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I returned to the U.S. from a trip to Thailand with a handful of Thai coins. When I stopped to get gas on the way home, I gave it all to a homeless man. He was so happy!
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I woke up in my front seat to a police officer knocking on my window. "Here's your I.D. back" he said. I was like wtf is happening? I had driven home and parked in front of my house, taken out the keys and passed out in the front seat with my headlights on. A neighbor called the police because a car had been sitting outside with it's lights on for hours. I avoided arrest because he couldn't prove I was ever actually driving.
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After I accidentally broke major wind in a crowded elevator, I frowned at the poor stooge standing next to me and gave him a shove. (At home, I usually kick the dog.)
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I hooked up with my boyfriend, when home visiting my parents, in the formal dining room.
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I fully peed my pants one afternoon at work...while wearing khakis. Rather than run for the elevator and go home, I closed my office door and stayed until it dried into a nice, crunchy (but nearly invisible) stain.
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Knowing that my job would be eliminated, I started "working from home" months before the job actually came to an end.
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When my wife is traveling out of town for work, I verbally abuse my dog at home.
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I found a dead cat on the side of the road so I took it home and put some honey on it and then I cooked it and then I ate it. Is that bad?
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