The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "girlfriend"
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I often serve my girlfriend's friends way too much alcohol just so I can watch the inveitable meltdowns.
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I hooked up with a coworker (twice) who has been dating his girlfriend for over five years. He's still texting...
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While visiting my girlfriend's parents for the holidays, we locked ourselves in a bedroom to "wrap presents". Secretly, we were both unwrapping each other.
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I dumped my girlfriend because I didn't want to deal with the awkward gift giving of Christmas. Are earrings too serious? Is a gift card totally lame? Whatever. Hopefully we can get back together just after Valentine's.
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I gave my girlfriend a sack of oranges and a bible for her birthday and told her to pretend that it was the great depression and that these two things were in fact very valuable and thoughtful at a time like this. And then i pretended to have jake leg from all the moonshine I had been drinking.
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Ever since my girlfriend kicked my out, I've been living in my office. I sleep on a blow-up mattress and shower in the gym. Every day I beg the cleaning lady not to tell on me.
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I took my friend's phone and swapped the phone numbers for his girlfriend and myself, so when I texted him it look like it was coming from her. Later that day when he was out, I got some buddies together and we started texting him some racy stuff. He responded back telling us all the dirty things he was going to do later that night. Then he called and was totally thrown off when I answered the phone. All the guys at work still give him **** about it.
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I wear my shoes inside the house just to watch my girlfriend get furious at me.
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I was out with a friend and we and randomly met some girls. My friend told them I had a girlfriend (which I do) but I was hammered so I told them I didn't, which was an obvious lie. Then I made out with one of them at last call, promised to call and never did.
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