The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "girl"
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To get back at an ex, I created a fake profile on a dating site he was on and contacted him. He was enamored by this 'girl of his dreams' in email. When it came time for them to finally meet, I set it up so that he was to meet her at a nice restaurant with a bottle of expensive wine waiting. Meanwhile, I had a lovely ****tail at the bar and discreetly watched him wait, and wait, and wait. An hour and half the bottle later, he left looking miserable and a little poorer from the $75 bottle of wine. It was a sweet victory after the misery that he put me through.
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A girl on crutches ran into a street pole. I laughed.
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I wore a war medal that my grandfather gave me to a veteran's day parade. Told a girl at parade that I was a Vietnam POW. Vietnam was over 10 years after I was born.
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I forgot to break up with the girl upstairs before starting to date the girl downstairs at the same apartment. They literally lived right on top of each other. Then I invited them both to the same party.
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I told a sweet girl that I wasn't looking for anything serious but I dated her for six months.
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Thought about shagging just about every girl I met.
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