The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "gas"
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I returned to the U.S. from a trip to Thailand with a handful of Thai coins. When I stopped to get gas on the way home, I gave it all to a homeless man. He was so happy!
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My husband never hears me pass gas, but when he's gone...man oh man, it's a symphony.
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I rear ended this lady the other day, very slightly, and pretended not to notice her turn into the next gas station and get out to check her car.
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I saw a sign on the gas pump that said to insert and remove my credit card quickly. But then I thought, no way am I going to be told what to do with my credit card by some bossy sign, so I put it in and took it out slooowly. The card reader accepted it so I still got my gas. So, HA!, take THAT you stupid automated gas pump! Wow, I feel so liberated!
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