The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "friend"
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I left a top loader in my friend’s toilet. That’s when you **** in the tank on top of the toilet. Whenever someone flushes, the toilet inexplicably fills with ****. Flush again. More ****. Eventually, they figure it out, open the tank and see your ****. Totally vile.
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At a party, we decided to setup this annoying friend of ours who always claims he can handle his liquor. We peed in a beer bottle and then put the lid back on and put it in the freezer. After it was ice cold, someone brought him another "beer". After taking a swig, he proclaimed, "This American beer tastes like piss!" He finished the whole thing, then spent the night puking his guts out.
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I went ballistic on this idiot in front of me in traffic, and gave a really nasty look and special "wave" as I drove by. The next day I was introduced to her at my kid's school by a mutual friend. I acted like the whole thing never happened, even though she obviously recognized me.
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I know a neighbor is having an affair. I ran into him and his much younger "friend" at a bar. And I know his wife suspects. But rather than feel bad I kind of enjoy the drama.
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People always ask how my husband and I first met, and I always respond with the benign "Oh, we met through a friend of a friend..." I typically leave out the part where we took tons of tequila shots at a party and ended up making out on top of a washing machine.
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I made a bet with my best friend that if he would take 5 shots of Everclear, I would take a shot of Palmolive soap. He did, and then I did. I was puking bubbles for the next 3 hours. He was so hammered he wet his own bed later that night.
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I had a 2 year affair with a married friend of mine - that just ended in 2009 - I've realized I've fallen in love with him.
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I had some crazy sexual encounters with a married guy friend & totally loved it!
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I took my friend's phone and swapped the phone numbers for his girlfriend and myself, so when I texted him it look like it was coming from her. Later that day when he was out, I got some buddies together and we started texting him some racy stuff. He responded back telling us all the dirty things he was going to do later that night. Then he called and was totally thrown off when I answered the phone. All the guys at work still give him **** about it.
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I called my best friend's husband by her first husband's name several times before catching myself.
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