The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "door"
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I farted in my art director's office and shut the door on my way out - while he was on a conference call. can you smell what the rock is cookin'!
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I fully peed my pants one afternoon at work...while wearing khakis. Rather than run for the elevator and go home, I closed my office door and stayed until it dried into a nice, crunchy (but nearly invisible) stain.
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I took a Toberlone bar from the hotel mini bar and whipped it in the seat of pair of underwear. Then, I hung it on the door nob of my partner's room with a note that said, "Room service, please clean and return ASAP!" And, signed his name!
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My cat was increasing in curiosity and would sneak out the front door when I would come in or out. Then I would have to chase her down and bring her back inside my apt. One day she got out again I thought I'd teach her a lesson and close the door and leave her out for a few minutes. Then I started watching a movie and totally forgot about her. Hours later I remembered, and I've never seen my cat again.
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