The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "dog"
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My neighbor's dog barks non-stop. I stole some downers from my Mom and hid them in some doggie treats. I think I gave him too many...
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After I accidentally broke major wind in a crowded elevator, I frowned at the poor stooge standing next to me and gave him a shove. (At home, I usually kick the dog.)
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When my wife is traveling out of town for work, I verbally abuse my dog at home.
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I've trained my dog to go #2 at the top of the hill outside my apartment complex, so I do not get fined for not picking it up.
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I farted and blamed it on my dog.
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