The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "daughter"
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The other day I was holding our baby daughter and she wiggled at just the wrong time and she slipped out of my hands and I dropped her. Mom still doesn't know that happened.
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I backed into the car of my neighbor’s daughter, but since I was in a hurry I didn’t leave a note. When he asked me if I saw anyone hit their car, I replied, “They didn’t leave a note? What jerks.”
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