The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "company"
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When I was coming in for my interview for my current job, I nervously backed into a car parked in my company’s garage. I didn’t think anyone saw me. The interview went well, and days later when my now-boss called to follow up, she asked me if I knew anything about a “small accident” in the garage on the day of my interview. I said I didn’t know what she was talking about. Then she offered me the job.
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I stole a box of malt-o-meal from my company's food bank drive basket.
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I was an active participant in one of the lamest company meetings I've ever witnessed.
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Is it wrong that I get a small amount of excitement when there's new urinal cakes in the company bathroom?
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I took a bottled water from the company fridge and didn't replace it.
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