The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "car"
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In a fit of road rage I was trying to cut off this guy who had just cut me off, and I ended up hitting his car. He pulled over, I didn't.
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When I was coming in for my interview for my current job, I nervously backed into a car parked in my company’s garage. I didn’t think anyone saw me. The interview went well, and days later when my now-boss called to follow up, she asked me if I knew anything about a “small accident” in the garage on the day of my interview. I said I didn’t know what she was talking about. Then she offered me the job.
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Went a strip club and hit the VIP room with two hot dancers. After running up a tab of about $1200 bucks worth of nude grinding and other shameful acts with them, I reached for my wallet and couldn't find it on purpose. I had left it in my car. They sent a bouncer back to my car with me to fetch it. I tipped him a hundred dollars and told him to say that I was a cop and the girls were lucky they weren't busted.
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My neighbor likes to have mid-week parties on his back porch late into the night. I let the air out of one of his car tires each time it happens. Jerk.
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I broke the AC in my boyfriend's car and then acted surprised when he said it wasn't working.
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I backed into the car of my neighbor’s daughter, but since I was in a hurry I didn’t leave a note. When he asked me if I saw anyone hit their car, I replied, “They didn’t leave a note? What jerks.”
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I rear ended this lady the other day, very slightly, and pretended not to notice her turn into the next gas station and get out to check her car.
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I saw this homeless guy in a wheelchair at an intersection and I had $1 on me and I decided to try and give it to him. I rolled down my window and stuck my hand out and he started rolling towards my car. Then the light turned green and people started moving, and I sort of panic and tossed the dollar at him. The dollar missed and landed on the ground out of his reach and I just drove away. Sorry homeless wheelchair guy.
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