The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
Naughty Deeds involving "bathroom"
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I stopped taking my birth control to try and get pregnant without my husband knowing. I would take the pill and pretend to swallow it, but then would spit it down the drain when he left the bathroom.
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One day I decided to fart in my cube instead of walking to the bathroom like I normally do... let's say that was the first day I **** my pants since I was 5.
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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I was popping my pimple one day in the bathroom and my younger brother was looking a little too closely, and when the pimple eventually popped, some of the yucky gunk flew into his eye. What did I do? Laugh at him. I almost had an asthma attack, I was laughing so hard.
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I throw my dirty boxers on the bathroom floor instead of in the laundry hamper just because it irritates my wife to no end. And yes, honey, I CAN see that the hamper is "just two steps away." Hahaha!
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Is it wrong that I get a small amount of excitement when there's new urinal cakes in the company bathroom?
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I was trying to throw a paper towel into the trashcan in the bathroom, but I missed and it fell on the ground.
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I was just in the bathroom and heard someone come in, use the toilet and not wash before leaving. nasty!
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