The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I farted in my art director's office and shut the door on my way out - while he was on a conference call. can you smell what the rock is cookin'!
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I made a bet with my best friend that if he would take 5 shots of Everclear, I would take a shot of Palmolive soap. He did, and then I did. I was puking bubbles for the next 3 hours. He was so hammered he wet his own bed later that night.
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I forgot to break up with the girl upstairs before starting to date the girl downstairs at the same apartment. They literally lived right on top of each other. Then I invited them both to the same party.
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Charged $150 of useless **** from Walgreens to my parent's ExpressPay account!
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I woke up in my front seat to a police officer knocking on my window. "Here's your I.D. back" he said. I was like wtf is happening? I had driven home and parked in front of my house, taken out the keys and passed out in the front seat with my headlights on. A neighbor called the police because a car had been sitting outside with it's lights on for hours. I avoided arrest because he couldn't prove I was ever actually driving.
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I think my boss is hot.
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After I accidentally broke major wind in a crowded elevator, I frowned at the poor stooge standing next to me and gave him a shove. (At home, I usually kick the dog.)
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I occasionally shoplift from WalMart. Just for fun.
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I free balled the whole summer it was so HOT!
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I think my wife's **** is big.
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