The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I returned to the U.S. from a trip to Thailand with a handful of Thai coins. When I stopped to get gas on the way home, I gave it all to a homeless man. He was so happy!
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I flash a fake Southwest boarding pass with seat "A4" printed on it so I can board the plane first. Just show the real pass at the gate and I'm fast asleep while the rest of the losers try to cram their baggage overhead.
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I drink half a bottle of orange juice, and then place the bottle back in the community fridge for someone else to take a swig. Enjoy!
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While visiting my girlfriend's parents for the holidays, we locked ourselves in a bedroom to "wrap presents". Secretly, we were both unwrapping each other.
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People always ask how my husband and I first met, and I always respond with the benign "Oh, we met through a friend of a friend..." I typically leave out the part where we took tons of tequila shots at a party and ended up making out on top of a washing machine.
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I started dating a really young girl of 19, I'm mid-forties. Her mom is younger than me and thinks it is really nice that her daughter is dating someone established. Funny thing is, I met her mom two years prior at a Mardi Gras party where she flashed me her **** for some of my beads and then she French kissed me. She was so wasted so doesn't remember... but I do.
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I flashed my co-workers as a holiday gift.
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I found somone's credit card on the floor at a bar... I then used it to pay for our tab for the night - which was very, very large.
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I often daydream about cheating on my boyfriend... With my ex-boyfriend.
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Thinking about one of my friends wives (what I would do if only...)
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