The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I donated my kidney to my brother, but he doesn't know that I secretly kept the better kidney.
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I bought a bunch of home improvement supplies from Lowe's and the most expensive item ($350) didn't ring up. And instead of saying anything I bolted out of the store.
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I posted an ad on Craigslist for a professional pooper scooper because I needed some quick cash. I would go to a person's backyard and simply flick the poop over the fence into the neighbor's yard.
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i shave my **** with my roomie's dispensible razors. Its not that I dont like the guy, I just feel bad throwing away his dispensible razors b4 he does.
this will most likely continue in 2010.
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I read my wife's journal when she's not around. Even worse I think it's totally lame.
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I know a neighbor is having an affair. I ran into him and his much younger "friend" at a bar. And I know his wife suspects. But rather than feel bad I kind of enjoy the drama.
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I told my wife I had to work over the weekend - and then went to the movies while she stayed at home with our young kids.
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I often think about burning down my house an opening a beach-bar in Mexico. I have been reading about arson investigations so I can learn how to make it look like an accident.
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I checked my boyfriends email - many times.
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I can't stop staring at her when she's not looking. She looks damn good in her tight jeans. My wife wouldn't appreciate this. But she's so damn hot. If only.
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