The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I unfriended someone on Facebook and posted on their wall why I was doing it for all their friends to see.
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I dutch oven my wife while she is sleeping. At least weekly.
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I wore a war medal that my grandfather gave me to a veteran's day parade. Told a girl at parade that I was a Vietnam POW. Vietnam was over 10 years after I was born.
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One of my online friends who is a woman, set me up with her 23 year old son. I'm 35 hehe. All she asked was we didnt give her any details. We had a one night stand in Las Vegas while I was there for my best friends wedding. Before the night was over the security guy knocked on our door. He thought I was in distress hahaha. I told him everything was more then ok. :)
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I am sleeping with my ex-girlfriend. We've both been in a relationship with other people for four years...its just too good.
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Went a strip club and hit the VIP room with two hot dancers. After running up a tab of about $1200 bucks worth of nude grinding and other shameful acts with them, I reached for my wallet and couldn't find it on purpose. I had left it in my car. They sent a bouncer back to my car with me to fetch it. I tipped him a hundred dollars and told him to say that I was a cop and the girls were lucky they weren't busted.
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I keep forgetting to give my cat preventative heart worm medication and I lie to the vet about it every time.
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My neighbor likes to have mid-week parties on his back porch late into the night. I let the air out of one of his car tires each time it happens. Jerk.
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I've broken up two marriages in the last 3 years... and I dont see the women once they get divorced.
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I cut out and hid pictures of guys in g-strings all in my bosses office.180 of them everywhere he still comes across them and doesnt know where they came from
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