The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I was in Vegas on business and won $3,200. Never mentioned it to my wife.
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When I was coming in for my interview for my current job, I nervously backed into a car parked in my company’s garage. I didn’t think anyone saw me. The interview went well, and days later when my now-boss called to follow up, she asked me if I knew anything about a “small accident” in the garage on the day of my interview. I said I didn’t know what she was talking about. Then she offered me the job.
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I often day dream about being seduced by one of my co-workers.
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I overflowed the toilet at a popular mexican restaurant and just walked out of the stall like everything was fine.
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I shagged my wife......at work
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Against my own will, I was drawn to the hype of Twilight. Now I'm a cougar on the hunt for Edward Cullen.
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I hooked up with a coworker (twice) who has been dating his girlfriend for over five years. He's still texting...
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My neighbors miniature doberman pincher barks non stop. I feed it peanut ****er and sleeping pills to get it to shut up.
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I once called the police on some deaf and extremely drunk teenagers when they asked me to call them a cab. As they waited I laughed when I realized they couldn't hear the sirens of the approaching cars.
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kissed an employee who works for me
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