The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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My cat stayed out all night in the freezing temperature. He hasn't come back yet. I'm secretly glad.
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My neighbor's sprinklers go on at 5am and she is never up. I redirected the ones along my property line from her yard to mine. She still doesn't know why my yard is so green.
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A couple months ago, I told my husband that I don't mind his bald spot. I mind.
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I met someone in person off a porn website.
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In a fit of road rage I was trying to cut off this guy who had just cut me off, and I ended up hitting his car. He pulled over, I didn't.
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I am sleeping with my ex-boyfriend. I am engaged and he is married. Both to other people besides each other...
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Even I think my baby is ugly.
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I fart in certain coworkers' cubes when they're not around
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I always leave my dirty dishes in the sink knowing that one of my coworkers will end up having to wash them. "Load the dishwasher" isn't in my job description.
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My office has a weekly dry cleaning pick-up service. I watched what day my boss dropped off his clothes and snuck a pair of granny panties in his jacket pocket.
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