The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.

I farted and blamed it on my dog.
I accidentally stole a toothbrush.
I found a dead cat on the side of the road so I took it home and put some honey on it and then I cooked it and then I ate it. Is that bad?
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