The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I had a runny nose while at the mall and had to resort to blowing my nose in a pair of socks for sale. And I didn't buy them.
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I parked in a handicap spot and then got a ticket. A week later someone (not me) stole the handicap sign. I took a picture and fought the ticket and won on the grounds that the spot wasn't legally marked.
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A girl on crutches ran into a street pole. I laughed.
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A few weeks into our relationship, I realized that I really didn't like my boyfriend very much and that he was really immature and needy. But, he payed for everything we did so I continued to date him for six months for his money.
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A few weeks into our relationship, I realized that I really didn't like my boyfriend very much and that he was really immature and needy. But, he payed for everything we did so I continued to date him for six months for his money.
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I put porn in my coworkers bag before he left for a business trip as a little surprise at airport security.
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I posted numerous naked photos of my breasts on an adult social network just to see what the response would be. I've never been so popular in my life.
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I got sick and tired of my husband always clipping his toenails and leaving a pile of clippings on our coffee table. So one day I swept up the pile of clippings, and mixed them into some dough and baked him cookies with them. I finally told him after he ate 4 of them.
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The other day I was holding our baby daughter and she wiggled at just the wrong time and she slipped out of my hands and I dropped her. Mom still doesn't know that happened.
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I went ballistic on this idiot in front of me in traffic, and gave a really nasty look and special "wave" as I drove by. The next day I was introduced to her at my kid's school by a mutual friend. I acted like the whole thing never happened, even though she obviously recognized me.
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