The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I hooked up with my daughter's BFF. My daughter doesn't know about it. (neither does my my wife...)
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My mother-in-law is going deaf, and I say unbelievably nasty things about her behind her back. Literally.
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At a baby shower, I knocked this horrifically blue spritzy drink on the back of the host's couch. It left a horrifically blue stain. I moved seats and did not say anything.
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I often day dream about seducing one of my co-workers.
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Went on a date to watch some live music at a crowded venue. Struck up a conversation with the person standing next to me and then completely ditched my date without saying goodbye. Even worse, I never returned his concerned phone calls asking where I had gone and if I was okay...
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Went on a date to watch some live music at a crowded venue. Struck up a conversation with the person standing next to me and then completely ditched my date without saying goodbye. Even worse, I never returned his concerned phone calls asking where I had gone and if I was okay...
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I stopped taking my birth control to try and get pregnant without my husband knowing. I would take the pill and pretend to swallow it, but then would spit it down the drain when he left the bathroom.
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I entered a (hated) coworker's email and work address into at least 20 spam and porn sites email newsletters. He got TONS of email, packages and mail from it. I loved it. *****ole.
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I keyed all the cars parked at my ex-wife's family reunion.
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I occasionally leave crumbs on my OCD co-worker's desk.
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