The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I found a dead cat on the side of the road so I took it home and put some honey on it and then I cooked it and then I ate it. Is that bad?
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I farted and blamed it on my dog.
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I accidentally stole a toothbrush.
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I was just in the bathroom and heard someone come in, use the toilet and not wash before leaving. nasty!
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I peed in your cheerios this morning.
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I was out with a friend and we and randomly met some girls. My friend told them I had a girlfriend (which I do) but I was hammered so I told them I didn't, which was an obvious lie. Then I made out with one of them at last call, promised to call and never did.
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My dentist requests that I arrive 15 minutes ahead of my appointment time, but I arrived only 9 minutes early.
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I was trying to throw a paper towel into the trashcan in the bathroom, but I missed and it fell on the ground.
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I didn't work hard at all on my big project papers for school. I wrote both of them over the weekend before they were do, and still got an A on each. I let my teachers think I worked hard on them.
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I wear my shoes inside the house just to watch my girlfriend get furious at me.
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