The Ultimate Naughty list encouraged visitors to anonymously share their naughtiest moments of 2009. The final list was destroyed on New Year’s Eve in an effort to absolve all contributors of their malevolent misdeeds. Here are a few of our favorite naughty bits.
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I plan to have a few drinks and jealously watch as my friends all make out with each other at midnight. Sincerely, The other half of the United States
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I plan to get sloppy drunk and make out with someone random at midnight.
Sincerely,
Half of the United States
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I had a 2 year affair with a married friend of mine - that just ended in 2009 - I've realized I've fallen in love with him.
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I had some crazy sexual encounters with a married guy friend & totally loved it!
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I told a sweet girl that I wasn't looking for anything serious but I dated her for six months.
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I told you it was just what I wanted. It wasn't.
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That ugly xmas sweater from Kohls that my aunt gave me is already in a sack labeled "For Goodwill". Hopefully those less fortunate than myself are okay with wearing ****py sweaters.
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On Christmas day, I stole two gift cards that were given to my family members.
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I plan to kick my bf out of my house -- as soon as he helps me catch up on the house payments.
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I've been sleeping with my co-worker.
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